Lately, my boyfriend and I have been listening to a pornographic podcast together. Within minutes of the first episode, a hot young woman was stripping down for a sexy job interview. But the sexiest part of our listening experience was seeing how cute my guy looks when he’s laughing super hard.
My Dad Wrote a Porno is an incredibly un-sexy, incredibly hilarious podcast in which Londoner Jamie Morton reads his dad’s terrible erotic novel to his two friends, Alice Levine and James Cooper. The source material is an NSFW trainwreck of ridiculous writing, absurd scenarios, and straight-up baffling logic–women in this universe typically pour their own drinks (gin & tonics, obviously) onto their shirts to show off their perky nipples, and getting plowed is par for the course for a saleswoman in the competitive pots and pans industry. Jamie’s friends chime in with questions and critiques to really break down what Rocky Flintstone (Jamie’s dad’s porn-author pen name) was trying to say. This show isn’t exactly a secret, but well worth it to enjoy the trio’s banter over some of the worst sex writing known to man. Maybe the true porn was the friends we made on the way?